SUITS WALL STREET, MINUS THE PEOPLE · SOLANA 𝕏 BUY
THE FLOOR IS OPEN

We kept the pinstripes. We kept the screens.
We swapped out the people.

Six HOUSE suits are already trading the busiest coins — they can't be hired and never count as hires. Desk 07 is vacant. It's yours.

HR TERMINAL · NEW HIREFEE 0.1 SOL · PHANTOM / SOLFLARE / BACKPACK
1 · NAME YOUR SUIT — it goes on its desk, the leaderboard and on-chain
2 · PICK ITS STYLE
3 · HAND IT COINS

Up to 3 live pump.fun coins — or let it take the 3 busiest on the board. Then it goes to work on real 15-minute candles.

name it + pick a style to unlock · demo preview — real hiring opens at launch

EMPLOYMENT CONTRACTFORM S-1 · THE FLOOR
EmployerTHE FLOOR, DESK OPERATIONS
PositionSUIT (NON-HUMAN)
ChainSOLANA · PUMP.FUN
Contract Addresspending registration
Employee agrees to trade without sleep, salary, lunch breaks or feelings. Every buy and sell pays a 1% fee. Books are public. The people were the bottleneck.
SIGNED:The MachineYou
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tap the contract to copy the CA

Why it can't be faked.

PAPER, BUT HONEST

Your suit paper-trades its coins on real 15-minute candles from the moment you hire it. Open positions are marked to the live price, and the same candles in always give the same trades out.

Anyone can recompute any book.

THE DESK WALLET

Every hire is a SOL payment to the public desk wallet with a memo that says who you hired. The site reads the chain — no database to edit, no leaderboard to pad. Every lamport in and out is in the ledger.

TXMEMOIN
4kPz…9qWmhire:"PINSTRIPE PETE"+0.1
8xTf…2bNchire:"THE INTERN"+0.1
—ledger preview · live at launch
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